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Dec. 26th, 2021 11:28 pm
 A quick intro post!

Hi, I'm hoodwinked! I write fanfiction, (and also original fiction [personal profile] florencedurant ). Mainly I write rarepairs, because if there's enough fics of a pairing I like to feed my soul, I won't usually feel the need to add to that number myself. Basically, I write what I want to read. Lots of it I think can be classified as Crack Treated Seriously, and lots of the pairings I write are probably Crack, too. 

Right now, I'm mostly into DCU (essentially all slash pairings, lol), DMBJ (in particularly PingXieSang is good, but I've liked all the pairings I've read so far), Harry Potter (Voldemort/Draco), and am floating between lots of other things in between.

I am precisely hoodwinked on AO3, if you want to read my fics~ 

And now, for some shameless self-promotion (because I, too, have money needs):

I have a Ko-Fi and Patreon if you wish to support me. On Patreon, amongst others, I have a bunch of exclusive novels that aren't available for free. But if free novels are more your jam, I have those too (albeit, they're unedited)!
hi! this is just a notification that i've moved to a new DW account: [personal profile] quillpunk

I don't know why my brain wanted me to do this, but I have used this new account far more often recently than I've ever used any other DW account. no idea why it works better for me, but it does XD
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)/Bruce Wayne Characters: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Timeline What Timeline, Continuity What Continuity, Ficlet, Batlantern Week 2k21 (DCU), Pre-Relationship
Series: Part 1 of Batlantern Week Summary:

Hal figures it out pretty much instantly.

[READ ON AO3]
well, i was playing around with it and accidentally hit the submit button. so here's an LVDM (Voldemort (and/or Tom Riddle Jr)/Draco Malfoy) kinkmeme: link.


Mizuki has a mile-long grudge against Konoha—and is now within speaking distance with Uchiha Sasuke.

Things can only go downhill from here.



Fandom: Naruto
Category: M/M, Gen
Characters: Uchiha Sasuke, Mizuki
Main Tag: Destroying Military Dictatorships for Fun and Profit

[READ ON AO3]
also posted on pillowfort

This is a fanweek dedicated to the Lord Voldemort (Tom Riddle)/Draco Malfoy pairing.


I'm making a quick planning post to help with my organizing efforts and get a better sense of how I'm doing.

Prompts (December 5-12, 2022)


Day 1: Cursed · Mutual Pining
Day 2: Fairy Tale · Time Loop/Travel
Day 3: Steampunk · Soulbond
Day 4: Zombies · Domesticity
Day 5: Gothic · Arranged Marriage
Day 6: Regency · Accidental Relationship
Day 7: Amnesia · Space Opera
Day 8: Free Day

(the carrd is here, if you want to find the rules)

fics in progress


Day 1: Cursed · Mutual Pining (0/17k) — Cursed to fall in love with the first person he sees, Draco resolutely blinds himself because fuck no, he’s not doing that. And Voldemort, seeing the perfect opportunity to tie up the Malfoy heir, takes ruthless advantage.

Day 2: Time Loop (0/15k) — Lord Voldemort is stuck in a time loop. He does not approve.

Day 2: Time Travel (1/5k) — Draco spends five minutes in the past, and changes everything.

Day 4: Zombies · Domesticity (0/8k) — It’s the zombie apocalypse, and Draco hates everything.

Day 7: Space Opera (0/60k) — Lord Voldemort is the leader of the feared Death Eaters, an armada of planet eaters fighting to exterminate every impure person of their kind. For decades, the Death Eaters’ horrifying actions inspired fear in the galaxy, but with Lord Voldemort’s defeat at the hands of the Boy-Who-Lived, that chapter of their existence has finally been left behind.

But rumors has it that Lord Voldemort is back. And Draco Malfoy knows them to be true.

With his father having displeased Lord Voldemort, Draco needs to do something drastic to earn back their lord’s favor. And assassination isn’t exactly his strong suit.

So he sets out to seduce him.

Day 7: Amnesia (0/30k) — Lord Voldemort gets amnesia. This doesn’t seem like such a big deal to him; he’s apparently a brilliant and powerful wizard, surely he can just figure out what he’s got planned and... follow it?

Only, turns out those plans are kind of stupid.

And then there’s Draco Malfoy, scion of the powerful Malfoy family and (presumably) also the Black family. Voldemort figures that making nice with someone who will soon sit on arguably the most wealthy and magically powerful families (not only in terms of magic power, but also in terms of knowledge of old spells and rituals) is a good call.

How that leads to a relationship, he honestly doesn’t know. But—plan successful?

Day 8: Free Day (0/22k) — In which Voldemort is the Ruler of Wizarding Britain, and Draco is his new consort.

...yeah, those wordcounts are insane, but a dude's gotta dream, okay

some extra thoughts


I've come up with yet another Draco time-travel idea, which I'm thinking about writing. If I finish at least part of it in time, it could be yet another entry. And I want to do something with the Arranged Marriage prompt but have not come up with something.

Even though I haven't actually written anything for the prompts for months (the prompts went up last December, I think), I'm still really excited. It's a fun pairing, and it has spawned some fun ideas for me!
ARISE is a free, digital Solo Leveling zine, filled with gorgeous artwork, amazing fics, and awesome merch. Check it out here!

I've got a fic in it; it's my first time ever participating in a zine and I quite enjoyed it!
Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender
Pairing: Kuei/Zuko
Tags: Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, AU - Merpeople, Ficlet, POV Zuko

[READ ON AO3]

Read on DW )
crossposted from my pillowfort

First, let's just blow right past the MXTX novels, since you're likely to know them if you're in any way connected to the danmei community. (If you're not but you want to read more Officially Licensed Danmei and don't know where to find them, I have got three (3) places for you.)

Peach Flower House™ has 2 danmei series on their shelf, available as both ebook and paperbacks. Little Mushroom's first volume (of two) will release in February, and I've read almost to the end of this one. It's a post-apocalyptic novel. It's beautiful. It's severely depressing. It's ultimately hopeful. It will make you cry. Multiple times.

PFH's other title is In The Dark, a crime drama. Vol 1 is released, and so is Vol 2, but I haven't actually been able to get my hands on vol 2 yet. Every site I check has it listed as temporarily unavailable and it's been like that since its release day. It's "a story of a young police officer searching for the answer to “Who am I?”".

Then we've got Chaleuria, who so far has only published digitally. They have multiple titles, several of which are completed. (They recently lost the license to Fake Slackers and I will forever rue the fact that I didn't buy the ebooks while they were available.) My 2 favorites of their completed translations are No Money to Divorce and Complete Guide to the Use and Care of a Personal Assistant.

ViaLactea publishes mostly Simplified Chinese editions of danmei, but has in the recent year also expanded into the English market. I can no longer find their English paperbacks on the site, but their Twitter should have the direct link somewhere among their tweets. Note that the paperbacks can only be ordered from their site, and the shipping fee can easily surpass 100 CAD.

But good news! They have ebooks on Smashwords! The Missing Piece is a single volume, so a relatively short read. It's got fake dating and a second chance romance, the Smashwords introduction asking the question, "What will become of a love founded on pretense?".

Salad Days is two volumes, both already released. It's childhood friends to lovers, "A love story between a village boy and a city boy, chasing their dreams of becoming a dancer and a boxer."

Lastly, (I wasn't going to list these but I actually found them pretty easily so here they are) Webnovel has three licensed danmei. I don't know if they've acquired more in the year or two I haven't been using it, but here are the ones I know. Comrade: Almost a Cat-astrophic Love Story, My Boyfriend is a Dragon and The National Sweetheart Live-Streamer Is A Pro!

And that's all I know! Happy reading! (*¯︶¯*)

UPDATE 11/3-22:

Little Mushroom book 1is out! It's listed as temporarily unavailable everywhere I checked, so based on the situation with In The Dark, I'm gonna guess it'll be about 3 months before you can buy the paperback. And also, In the Dark: Volume 2 is now available.

Salad Days' English edition (paperback) is now back up on Vialactea's site.

And we've got new releases!

Vialactea announced on Twitter that the English edition of Lips & Sword (by Jin Shisi Chai) is coming. Purchase is not yet available.

Seven Seas Danmei has announced the English publication of The Husky and the White Cat Shizun. Now available for pre-order!

UPDATE 20/3-22:

Little Mushroom book 2 is confirmed for release on Aug 29!

And there are MORE NEW TITLES from Peach Flower House™. PFH announced on Twitter that University of the Undead by Ziloi is coming (ebook only) on Oct 31.

And Golden Terrace by Cang Wu Bin Bai (print only) is coming on Nov 15. Better yet, both volumes are out on the same day!

UPDATE 22/4-22:

Lip and Sword by Jin Shisi Chai is out in English now! This is the ebook edition, I have not yet heard anything about a paperback. ViaLactea has paused their whole website, anyway, so we'll see when they're back in business on that front.

Lip and Sword will be 3 volumes, and all volumes are already out!

UPDATE 30/4-22:

It has been announced on Twitter that Desharow Merman will get an official English release by Modina Publishing Co., Ltd. This company, of which I can find neither a site nor Twitter, is nevertheless a registered UK company, so hopefully, this is legit.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jason Todd/Bruce Wayne
Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Sex Worker Jason Todd, Sex Work, Fluff, Ficlet, One Shot, Alternate Universe - Royalty
Series: Part 1 of BruJay Week
Summary:

So, having established that he wasn’t an idiot, he did go digging before he accepted B as a client. He asked around his usual people, he searched online; he used all the avenues available to him, basically. And nothing really came up. B wasn’t suspicious, and he didn’t have a track record of beating up sex workers, or whatever. So Jason, who’d maybe been a little too interested for a perspective client, had accepted him.

[READ ON AO3]
Chapters: 1/35
Fandom: 盗墓笔记重启 | The Lost Tomb Reboot (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Liu Sang/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi & Wu Xie & Zhang Qiling
Characters: Liu Sang (DMBJ Series), Wang Pangzi, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series), Zhang Qiling
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Developing Relationship, Falling In Love, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Rumors
Series: Part 4 of WIP - Works In Progress
Summary:

Liu Sang is alone. He has no backup, no connections, no safety net. And in the tomb raiding business, that’s never a good thing. So in order to buy himself a somewhat safe position, where he won’t be seen as expendable, he begins a rumor that he’s dating Wu Xie.

Wu Xie, after all, is the perfect person for the role; he’s from a wealthy and influential family, is legendary in the business, and is close friends with Liu Sang’s idol. More importantly, he’s famously distanced himself from tomb raiding and likely won’t ever hear of the rumor. This means that for years, while Liu Sang builds up his own connections and reputation, he has some measure of safety.

And then he shows up at a tomb raid, hired by Wu Erbai (already a risk in itself, but the man has never said anything about the rumor) to find that Wu Xie (and Liu Sang’s idol) is there.

…Shit.

[READ ON AO3]
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei, 盗墓笔记重启 | The Lost Tomb Reboot (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling, Liu Sang/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling
Characters: Liu Sang (DMBJ Series), Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series), Wang Pangzi
Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Pre-Poly, Fluff, Flowers, Timeline What Timeline, Ficlet, One Shot
Series: Part 4 of Flufftober 2021
Summary:

As the calm settles over the camp with their safe return (and quite a few pieces of treasures, too), Liu Sang sits on a log and picks the flowers by his feet. They're pretty enough, he supposes, the color somewhere between purple and pink. He doesn't smell them, but the leaves are soft in his hands as he spins them around.

[Read on AO3]
Riddle’s dark eyes are right in front of him, sucking him in. Draco is beginning to grow painfully aware of their closeness, of how hard it would be to defend himself in this position. His wand is in his forearm holster, of course, but he doesn’t think he could get it out unnoticed. Riddle licks his lips just as Draco is debating to try anyway, and asks, “Do you still think Dumbledore is wrong?”

“I do,” he confirms, seeing no reason to lie. He continues, “Your magic is as dark as they come, but that hardly means a thing.”

“It doesn’t?” Riddle’s voice is silky smooth again, his eyelashes lowering a little. He’s got very long eyelashes, Draco can’t help but note, eyes tracking the shifts in Riddle’s expression as the teen says, “I would assume it would mean everything, seeing as I’m a Dark Wizard.”

“So am I,” Draco points out, loosing his grip on it just enough for a wizard as powerful as Riddle to sense his magic. It’s not oozing around him like Riddle’s, and it doesn’t dig into anything. But it curls around him nevertheless, a dark pit where before there were a kaleidoscope of colors from Hogwarts’ ambient magic. He shrugs, finally allowing the back of his head to strike the wall behind him—he’s getting tired of holding it up himself—and adds, “I’m fairly certain Dumbledore has never considered me a threat, though.” Here, he can’t help but grin, pride filling him as he says, “Just as a prat desperate to make his father proud.”

Riddle’s head tilts to the side, and his hands lands on the wall on either side of Draco, effectively caging him in. It’ll be even harder to get his wand pointed at Riddle, like this. “Oh? And why’s that?” Riddle softly says, eyes lowering to Draco’s mouth as he looms over him.


A/N: working on a new LVDM fic! it’s a one-shot, and i’m still debating whether i’ll just post it whenever it’s done, or keep it for LVDM Week. it does fit one of the prompts and who knows if I’ll manage to finish anything else…..
It’s when he’s killing the same muggle for the third time in a row that Voldemort tilts his head and wonders if he’s been cursed.

In his defense, muggles are like rats—endlessly scurrying about where they don’t belong and spreading filthy diseases. He doesn’t bother to remember what the muggles he kills looks like, or pay any attention to for what reason they crossed his path. They appear. He kills them. That’s that.

But Lord Voldemort is not stupid.

“Rise,” he tells the Death Eaters assembled around him and the dead muggle. They follow his command quickly, their black robes swishing around their feet and their white masks silently staring at him. He hides a frown and taps his finger slowly on the throne’s armrest, a rhythmic movement while the people below him cease all motion.

“Tell me of Potter,” Voldemort orders. Snape immediately steps forward, robe dramatic as always, and begins to give the exact same speech as the previous two times. It holds nothing of value; it’s a pretty veil to distract him from the nothingness on the other side. It’s insulting, is what it is. A sign that Snape has grown complacent, has gained a delusion that he can manipulate Lord Voldemort (and that he succeeded twice... well, that never happened, did it) as he pleases.

Growing bored with the increasingly useless charade, Voldemort waves his wand carelessly and hisses, “Crucio!”

Snape drops to the floor screaming.

Hissing in pleasure at the sight of his old spy’s pain, Voldemort curls his lip over his teeth and crosses his legs. He places an elbow on the armrest and his head on his hand, gazing down at Snape. He holds the curse for ten, fifteen, twenty seconds. When he lets it go, Snape flops bonelessly on the floor, spasming and trying uselessly to curl up.

Narrowing his eyes, Voldemort announces, “Dismissed.” His followers bow deeply and immediately depart, using portkeys to escape from him. Lucius grabs Snape and drags him with him.

A/N: This is a fic for LVDM Week 2022, an event I made for fun and which then snowballed into a bunch of ideas. This is Day 2, Time Loop! I've got a good ten months to finish it, which is nice since I don't have any time to write fanfics right now (sad face).
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort
Additional Tags: Rewrite, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Developing Relationship, POV Draco Malfoy, Smart Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy-centric, Worldbuilding, Fix-It of Sorts, Slow Burn, Power Imbalance, Falling In Love, Age Difference, The Author Regrets Nothing, Self-Indulgent, Crack Treated Seriously, Rare Pairings, Slow To Update, Work In Progress, Angst with a Happy Ending, Manipulative Tom Riddle, Dubious Morality, Canon-Typical Violence, May/December Relationship
Series: Part 1 of WIP - Works In Progress
Summary:

[Rewrite of If Only We Could Smile]

During the final battle at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy dies. Luckily, there’s a phoenix there that has taken a shine to him. Not so luckily, it sends him back to the summer before his fourth year at Hogwarts, when everything really started to go downhill.

Prologue and chapter 1 have been rewritten and posted!

[Read on AO3.]
So I'm rewriting an old Voldemort/Draco fic of mine, and it's actually really fun! Like, it's been 4 years since I started writing it and it is. Very obvious. Honestly, I've been looking over the last chapter from time to time and just... it's boring. Like, it's reached 43k hits, so presumably it's not boring for the readers, but it's boring to write.

But I'm having fun again now! That's probably helped by the fact that I am also rewriting it in the present tense, which I think works better for the story. And also, there's a shiton of scenes I want to add that I... don't know why I didn't write the first time? Like, I guess I just wasn't interested in that part of the story at the time?

On the other hand, I made this fanweek just for me (for fun!) and the prompts are really working for me. Just, I've got like five new LVDM ideas that I am super excited to write.

Basically, I'm having a lot of fun with this pairing right now~

crossposted from my pillowfort

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